Yep – a World Exclusive from your Uncle Stan T…

Shakespeare’s lost folio of the “Gay” version of Romeo & Juliet:

Two fruits from the wrong side of the track…

Not so much the “Capulets and the Montagues” as the “Tomatoes and the Satsumas”…

Two fruit, both alike in dignity

In fair Smithfield where we lay or scene

From ancient grape break to new mutiny,

Where civil blood-oranges make civil tomatoes unclean er, etc…

Harf, harf!

Stan T

(Took me hours did that picture – and I wasn’t peeling well…)