Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

April 24th: “The Apprentice 2009″ & Sir Alan’s new Cereal Ad Campaign: Not so much “Snap, Crackle & Pop” as “Shite, Crappie & Pants”…

Not too much Sugar in Sir Alan’s new healthy cereal one can only assume then?

Anyway, wake up call for Kimberley Davis, Project Leader on “The Apprentice 2009”:

Your groups’ idea of “PANTS MAN” for the Cereal Brand Ad Campaign was, erm, pants (man)…

And sure enough Kimberley “Im not creative I manage creatives” (oh riiight thanks for clarifying Kimberley) Davis got to “pack her pants early” - both literally & with fear - as she exited as Arch Turnip Number 4 to be booted off with Sir Alan’s “You’re Fired!” boot up her arse off of “The Apprentice 2009”

Kimberley Davis is "All American Pants" as she crashes out of "The Apprentice 2009" www.stantrolley.com

Kimberley Davis is "All American Pants" as she crashes out of "The Apprentice 2009" www.stantrolley.com

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March 12th: “Incontinence Hotline: Can you hold please?” And news of the “Daily Twat”, er Twitter…

“Twitter twotter twitter twatter twitter twotter twat

Twitter twatter twitter twotter twitter twatter twot

Twitter twatter twitter twatter twitter twatter twhat?

What a twatter twitter twotter twitter…twotter er, twot (twat)”

Yep – Stan Trolley also available now to stalk erm, follow, on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/stantrolley

Come on – pop-off your sandals and follow – you know you want to!

Keepin’ it real

Stan Trolley

Bring out ya gags...http://www.stantrolley.com

Stan Trolley: Bring out ya gags...

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