My name’s Stan Trolley – and I’m a Joke-a-holic…
A washed-up clown, caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin: I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy – only the World’s funniest Joke will finally set me free…
Poor old John Cleese ey?
Acrimonious divorce number three – from the very lovely Alyce Gold-Digger-Burger er, Eichelberger , or wo’eva (actually “Ice-Cold-Burger “ more like – don’t suppose she ever put out much)… Continue reading
Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…
I/Me/Stan Trolley – am proud to announce a New World Record: The fastest Knob-Gag in History no less, with the punchline delivered – I think you’ll find – in exactly 9.48secs – clipping a full 1/10th of a second – I think you’ll find – off of that Usain Bolt 100m quick mince/dash or wo’eva in Berlin at the World Championships earlier on today:
I thank you! (and pish – it was nothing…) Continue reading
Hold your breath I’m going down!
![Stan Trolley \"Diving\" with Sienna Miller - Yes Please! (I\'ve got me own \"snorkel\" and everytrhing!)...](http://www.stantrolley.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sienna-miller.bmp "Stan Trolley \\"Diving with Miss Miller\\" http://www.stantrolley.com")
Yep! Stan Trolley goes “Diving” with Miss Sienna Miller – Yes please! – I’ve got me own “snorkel” and everything! And I can hold me breath – rather conveniently – for a very long time (and most probably wouldn’t want to come back up for air again for a very long time anyway, if you know what I mean?…WOOF! )
SO, SIENNA MILLER THEN LADIES & GENTLEMEN: “NOT A SLAPPER, AND VERY MUCH MIS-UNDERSTOOD”:
So that Sienna Miller then – has much criticised of late for being a “Slapper”… Continue reading
Constant SHAGGING for 150 metres…
Most men do this anyway - "Speed Humping" - Two pumps, a squirt and a sleep...
Yeah right.
And I suppose – if you’re in the habit of being “a bit premature” (if you know what I mean) – you could put it down to the speed humps.
So – a new Olympic Sport proposed then – by your Uncle Stan Trolley – called “Speed Humping”.
“And he’s going for Gold: Here he comes – two pumps – a squirt – and YES – he’s asleep! Stan Trolley Ladies & Gentlemen: Olympic Gold is in his grasp (along with his flacid spent cock…nice!)
Keepin’ it real and at all times up (and flaring like an Olympic Torch on account of the fact that I’ve been wanking too much…)
Stan Trolley
http://www.youtube.com/stantrolley
http://www.twitter.com/stantrolley
Coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley on BoreMe.com as from September 1st:
Erm, woss goin’on?
I just put “Stan Trolley” into “Images” on Google – you know, as one occasionally does, to check on how my attempts at World domination generally (in all things knob-gag & wheeliebin related) are progressing – and apparently – bugger me sideways with my head in a pile of pig-flop – I’m not in fact a joke-a-holic washed-up clown, caught in a vortex as I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy in an extra large Wheeliebin after all…
OH NO:
Alledgedly – according to Neoventa Medical that is – it seems that I – “STAN TROLLEY” – am in fact – a Mobile Cart that includes shelf, drawer, open basket, transducer holder (whatevever the fark that is?) complete with three integrated electrical outlets…
So – get me!
"Stan Trolley" apparently - as brought to you by Neoventa Medical (fuck me...)
STAN is also – as Neoventa Medical go on to explain – mounted on top of the cart (madam) and may be tilted for different viewing angles….
(A bit like my knob when you think…)
Any road up: We live and learn (and I’m most probably “HD Ready” an’ all, looking at all that hi-tech gadgetery…”Hold your transducer for you madam?” “Er, yes please…”)
Check me out: http://www.neoventa.com/US/Articles/Products/STAN_S31/Accessories_US.html
Anyway, keepin it both real and up (and now of course – as a cheeky-chappy-chaser – tilted at all times at a very jaunty angle)
Stand Trolley (erm, Stand – or sit – or – fuck off if you want to – I don’t care, it’s a free country…)
http://www.youtube.com/stantrolley
http://www.twitter.com/stantrolley
Coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley (me that is – not the Stand, stupid) on BoreMe.com as from September 1st…
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