“Hey Cowboy – Is that a huge cock or are you just pleased to see me?”
Er, etc…
Stan - I’ve got a joke about a Chicken in the Cinema - Trolley
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September 2, 2009
Oh – it’s a jolly holiday with Stanley…
Yep – it’s a jolly holiday for deffo – with me, your Uncle Stan Trolley…
“Leave it aaat Mary Poppins!”
Yep – me bin’s only been and gawn and decided to take me away on holiday ain’t it?!
And here I am!
I find myself on the cliff-tops above Polzeath Beach in Cornwall:
Where the posh people and the CHAVS all surf along together in perfect harmony – a bit like the blacks & the whites did when you think – on the old “joanna keyboard” way back when in that crap song by Sir Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson – and a bit before that Michael Jackson went and got himself horse-tranquilised to death by some quack (twat) doctor… Continue reading
August 17, 2009
Suck on this Usain Bolt! Fastest Knob-Gag in History delivered by yours truly…
Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…
I/Me/Stan Trolley – am proud to announce a New World Record: The fastest Knob-Gag in History no less, with the punchline delivered – I think you’ll find – in exactly 9.48secs – clipping a full 1/10th of a second – I think you’ll find – off of that Usain Bolt 100m quick mince/dash or wo’eva in Berlin at the World Championships earlier on today:
I thank you! (and pish – it was nothing…) Continue reading
June 19, 2009
June 19th – SAVE MY WHEELIEBIN: “What do we want?” “More Wheeliebins…” “Where do we want them?” “Wherever the fuck we like…erm, etc…
JOIN THE OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN TO SAVE STAN TROLLEY: WHEELIEBINS UNITE AGAINST “THE DAILY MAIL” – AND SAVE MY WHEELIEBIN IN PARTICULAR…
The Daily Mail can fuck off out my Wheeliebin: That's my home that is...www.stantrolley.com
NOT SO MUCH “NOT IN MY FRONT YARD” AS “YES IN MY FRONT YARD, ACTUALLY” – AND WHEREVER THE FUCK ELSE I CHOOSE TO PARK IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH…
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
“MORE WHEELIEBINS…”
“WHERE DO WE WANT THEM?”
“WHEREVER THE FUCK WE LIKE – ERM -AND ALL OVER THE COUNTRY – AND AS BIG AS WE LIKE WHILST WE’RE AT IT…ER, ACTUALLY...”
"SAVE MY WHEELIBIN": JOIN THE CAMPAIGN TO SAVE STAN TROLLEY - I.E ME - FROM EVICTION... www.stantrolley.com
YEP, HURRY! JOIN THE CAMPAIGN TO SAVE STAN TROLLEY – “WHEELIEBINS UNITE AGAINST THE DAILY MAIL”
BLOODY “DAILY MAIL” – GET OFF MY BLOODY WHEELIEBIN – IT’S MY HOME THIS IS – I BLOODY LIVE HERE IN ONE – YOU ARSEHOLES…
I’M NOT SOME BLOODY- ERRANT GIPPO – PARKED ILLEGALLY ON SOME FAT-CAT MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT’S – SNOUT IN THE TROUGH – EXPENSES PAID FOR – BACK YARD WITH A FUCKIN’ MOAT – SQUATTER…
OH NO! I’M A MEMBER OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC ME – I KNOW MY RIGHTS – I DON’T PAY TAXES…
(ERM, THAT’S IT ACTUALLY – I DON’T PAY TAXES…) BUT THAT’S NOT MY FAULT – IT’S NOT COS I DON’T WANT TO: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I’M CAUGHT IN A FUCKIN’ VORTEX LIKE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE IN AN EXTRA LARGE TARDIS LIKE WHEELIEBIN. I’M AN URBAN FIXTURE AND AN URBAN MYTH ME: I’M STAN TROLLEY
“WHEREVER I PARK MY WHEELIEBIN” (TO QUOTE PAUL YOUNG, BROADLY SPEAKING, ONLY NOT INVOLVING A “HAT”, AS SUCH) – THAT’S MY HOME THAT IS: SO FUCK OFF OUT OF “DAILY MAIL”!
SO YEAH: BE QUICK-CHOPS AND BE QUICK-SMART ABOUT IT: JOIN THE CAMPAIGN – AND THE BLOODY FACEBOOK GROUP TOO WHILST YOU’RE AT IT – TO SAVE OUR WHEELIEBINS – AND MINE – STAN TROLLEY’S – IN PARTICULAR…
AND GET CHANTING:
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
“MORE WHEELIEBINS”
“AND WHOSE IN PARTICULAR DO WE LIKE?”
“STAN TROLLEY’S” ERM ETC…
And here’s my official Stan Trolley “Save our Wheeliebins” Campaign Joke:
“Stan Trolley’s World Famous Wheeliebin Joke” on YouTube:
'Nuff said...www.stantrolley.com
Keepin’ it real
Stan T
September 4, 2008
July 6th: Breath like a badger’s arse – but day brightens up with a Joke…
Someone round here’s breath is like a badger’s arse after a damned good forage around the forest looking for a place to take a shit…Whoopsy, on balance tis’ probably me…That’s what you get I suppose for swilling your mouth out with a gob-full lumpy milk…Plus some arsehole’s wiped dog shit off the side of their foot & right up the side of me bin…It’s a real arse being me sometimes.
Day brightened up significantly however, when a pissed up Aussie lifted up me top flap Bob – and told me a pretty good Australian-themed joke, imaginatively entitled: Stan Trolley’s “Two Aussies in a Bar” Joke…”
Have some of that!
Am now off to treat meself to a celebratory shit to curl one out “Aussie Foreplay” styley: “Brace yaself Sheila…”
Stan T
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