My name’s Stan Trolley – and I’m a Joke-a-holic…
A washed-up clown, caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin: I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy – only the World’s funniest Joke will finally set me free…
Poor old John Cleese ey?
Acrimonious divorce number three – from the very lovely Alyce Gold-Digger-Burger er, Eichelberger , or wo’eva (actually “Ice-Cold-Burger “ more like – don’t suppose she ever put out much)… Continue reading
Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…
I/Me/Stan Trolley – am proud to announce a New World Record: The fastest Knob-Gag in History no less, with the punchline delivered – I think you’ll find – in exactly 9.48secs – clipping a full 1/10th of a second – I think you’ll find – off of that Usain Bolt 100m quick mince/dash or wo’eva in Berlin at the World Championships earlier on today:
I thank you! (and pish – it was nothing…) Continue reading
Constant SHAGGING for 150 metres…
Most men do this anyway - "Speed Humping" - Two pumps, a squirt and a sleep...
Yeah right.
And I suppose – if you’re in the habit of being “a bit premature” (if you know what I mean) – you could put it down to the speed humps.
So – a new Olympic Sport proposed then – by your Uncle Stan Trolley – called “Speed Humping”.
“And he’s going for Gold: Here he comes – two pumps – a squirt – and YES – he’s asleep! Stan Trolley Ladies & Gentlemen: Olympic Gold is in his grasp (along with his flacid spent cock…nice!)
Keepin’ it real and at all times up (and flaring like an Olympic Torch on account of the fact that I’ve been wanking too much…)
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Yep: “Stan Trolley’s in the house!” (well, in me bin more specifically…)
Recording more Jokes tomorrow so “Your Jokes Wanted” sharpish…
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