Poor Old Rocky Andrews ey? Woss he gonna do? Bless him...Second one to leave the Apprentice 2009

Poor old Rocky ey? Woss he gonna do?

Thrown out of Middlesborough Football Club with arthritic knees at age 16 – then before he knows where he is (not to mention his lack of knowledge pertaining to the location of his arse or his elbow) he’s duly dispatched – as the second one to go off – of The Apprentice 2009, – with Sir Alan’s boot royally “sandwiched” up his arse for being a hapless fuckwit…

All that – and he’s only 21. Bless him…

So what’s he going to do now then?

Well he could put in for a free transfer to “Charlton Arthritic”… Just a suggestion: Praps he could slice the oranges at half time or something?

And let’s face it – poor old Rocky – elbow, elbow, elbow, arse, arse, arse, arse – he doesn’t really know which is which does he? As when all was said and done “old spotty MOOBS in a toga” couldn’t even organise a sandwich in a, er, well, a sandwich shop – despite apparently having owned 15 of the buggers for crying out loud…

So all in all, off you go my son – Nice toga (er, not) but what a spotty-backed TWAT!

Stan Trolley

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P.S As for the Girls: Bloody hell fire! Canopes my arse!

With Yasmina (never mind “The Apprentice” – “The Sorcerer’s bloody Apprentice” more like) at the helm, all hell seemed to break loose…

A bit of old mingin’ bread, lump of squashed tomato and that’s a bruschetta that is apparently: Yeah right! As in “here’s one I curled out earlier…”

“Oh not to worry ladies – a few drizzles of olive oil – basil leaf – and the finishing touch of a few of Yasmina Siadatan’ pubes – yeah, go down a treat that will…

Yasmina Siadatan: The Saucerers Apprentice's 'signature' dish: "Bruschetta with pubes plucked from the Devil's i.e her own arse" please Bob...

Sake holes!

Stan T

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