Poor old Rocky ey? Wass he gonna do?
Thrown out of Middlesborough Football Club with arthritic knees at 16 – then before he knows where he is he’s dispatched as the second one to go off of the Apprentice 2009, with Sir Alan’s boot up his arse for being a hapless fuckwit… All that – and he’s only 21 bless him.
So what’s he going to do? Continue reading
Yep, “The Apprentice 2009″ continues and lovely-jubbs it all is too!
Phillip “Pants Man” Taylor gets the old “You’re Fired!” heave-ho from Sir Alan.
And nice one Sir Alan (as ever):
“One swallow don’t make a Summer!”
(I assume he was talking about birds rather than blow-jobs at that particular point?)
And so in conclusion then, on Episode 7:
“Phillip loves Kaaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaaaaate…” erm, etc…
Phillip loves Kaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaate: Phillip Taylor - the old soppy-dog - goes tits-up, off of "The Apprentice 2009" (and is ultimately "Pants Man") www.stantrolley.com
You old soppy-dog!
Yep, “Pants Man” you’ve jizzed in your “Pants Man” but tragically you’ve got to pack your “Pants Man” on account of the fact that “YOU’RE FIRED” er, Man – on account of you being a little gobby Geordie TWAT Man! (erm, an’ that…)
So ta-ta then Phillip! Quite liked you meself, bonnie lad (for a gobby twat an’ that…)
(And is it just me or is that Lorraine Tighe – when all is said and done – not a bit of a old boiler stroke minger? And a bit of a tricky one at that when you think? One that would need a regular servicing, if ya follow, boiler-wise? Just thought I’d point that out…)
And as you pack your “Pants Man” Phillip, here’s a Geordie Joke in tribute, to help “manage your exit” (if you’ll pardon that particular expression…)
Steady as you go – take care an’ that – ya gobby Geordie twat an’ that like but.
Here it comes:
Two Geordies lost in the Jungle when they suddendly hear drums:
One says to the other: “Wah man! Are those war drums?”
And the other one says:
“Nah man – I think they’re someone else’s…”
Haddaway an’ shite ya big Geordie Chief!
Stan Trolley
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And now, as a bonus cheeky-chappy-chaser, here’s another pikkie:
Phillip Taylor not only removed from "The Apprentice 2009" but also, erm, obviously from Kate Walsh's mouth www.stantrolley.com
Keepin’ it real – Stan T
May Day! May Day!
Yep, prize turnip Noorul “Neural Bypass” Choudhury goes tits-up off of “The Apprentice 2009″. And indeed yes, what a tit…
Is it just me – May Day! May Day! – or has “Neural Bypass” got a very small head? (or of course that could just be a perspective problem on account of his extra-large “Harry Hill” style collar?)
You have a look:
Noorul Bypass "Pin Head" Choudhury contemplates his evolutionary short-fall, as he goes tits-up off of "The Apprentice 2009" www.stantrolley.com
Er, no – definitely a pin-head.
Apparently he had offered to leave his brain to science, but they said: “Erm, no thanks…”
Noorul Choudhury Ladies & Gentlemen: As much use as the old provebial one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
Keepin’ it real
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Not too much Sugar in Sir Alan’s new healthy cereal one can only assume then?
Anyway, wake up call for Kimberley Davis, Project Leader on “The Apprentice 2009”:
Your groups’ idea of “PANTS MAN” for the Cereal Brand Ad Campaign was, erm, pants (man)…
And sure enough Kimberley “Im not creative I manage creatives” (oh riiight thanks for clarifying Kimberley) Davis got to “pack her pants early” - both literally & with fear - as she exited as Arch Turnip Number 4 to be booted off with Sir Alan’s “You’re Fired!” boot up her arse off of “The Apprentice 2009”
Kimberley Davis is "All American Pants" as she crashes out of "The Apprentice 2009" www.stantrolley.com
Well that’s just great isn’t it? We can all sleep soundly in our beds and not worry about our finances or the future of British business at all, what with Paula – “you do the Math” – Jones in charge as “Team Smelly” Project Leader on “The Apprentice 2009″.
Paula "You Do the Math" Jones nose-bags out of "The Apprentice 2009", like the plank of Sandlewood she is...www.stantrolley.com
She may have smelt very nice – and been “all creative” and that (bless her) – but the sweet smell of success (with an expensive hint of Sandlewood) still turned to the usual right-old-farty-smell-of-failure for Paula “you do the math” Jones, as she became arch-turnip number 4 to crash out of “The Apprentice 2009″.
“Right, so let’s just get that right then: Sandlewood @£1,270.00 a litre, right – and we want (what do we want?) oh yeah, we need about 0.4 of a litre – so that’s, erm, that’s erm, that’ll be? Well that’s – that’s fuck all that is isn’t it? Be about a fiver?”
Yeah right!
And as Nick “the Judge” Hewer said on his enigmatic departure from that particular scene up the Perfumiers: “Right – so – I’ll leave that – particular calculation with you then…” Nice one Nick, excellent! All set for the offshoot programme, “Countdown to The Fuckwit’s Apprentice”, all about Maths & with Carol Vordeman – coming soon…
And as for the other lot, what hope with “Nural bypass” Noorul Choudhury at the helm?
“To Bond Street men! Erm, which way is it? Can’t see for the bees…” erm, etc.
Soap on a fuckin’ rope!
So what would you rather bee or a wasp then, ey?
Stan Trolley
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