Posts Tagged ‘shagging’

I’m away off upstairs to fook yer daughters, er get your slippers…

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?” “No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. “Hello der girls, your Da’ sent me up here to shag th’ both of ye, so he did.” “Fook off you liar!”. “I’ll prove it, so I will,” Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, “Both o’ them, Paddy?” “Of course, what’s the use of fookin’ one?”

Marvellous!

Stan T

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Hippo Shag

Why do Hippos make love in water?

Let your Uncle Stan T explain – with a guest appearance by “Ratty” himself…

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Factory from Behind

Frank & Mildred rekindle the romance of yesteryear, by re-enacting their first shag “behind the factory” 40 years ago today…

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I should be so lucky – and a proposal for a new Olympic Sport…

Constant SHAGGING for 150 metres…

Most men do this anyway - "Speed Humping" - Two pumps, a squirt and a sleep...

Most men do this anyway - "Speed Humping" - Two pumps, a squirt and a sleep...

Yeah right.

And I suppose – if you’re in the habit of being “a bit premature” (if you know what I mean) – you could put it down to the speed humps.

So – a new Olympic Sport proposed then – by your Uncle Stan Trolley – called “Speed Humping”.

“And he’s going for Gold: Here he comes – two pumps – a squirt – and YES – he’s asleep! Stan Trolley Ladies & Gentlemen: Olympic Gold is in his grasp (along with his flacid spent cock…nice!)

Keepin’ it real and at all times up (and flaring like an Olympic Torch on account of the fact that I’ve been wanking too much…)

Stan Trolley

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Coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley on BoreMe.com as from September 1st:

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December 6th: Big Cock Little Cook…

So this Gordon Ramsey then: Extremely rich, huge cock – apparently – and then, as if all that wasn’t enough, he’s also a very good cook…

I’d shag him…

Stan T

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Take me up the Gordon Ramsey and then bake me a pie as a cheeky-chappy-chaser…

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