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The Vicar’s Porn Channel

A Vicar is at the hotel reception seeking some reassurance…

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July 15th: Your Jokes Wanted NOW – Text Stan Trolley 07738 010 640

Yep: “Stan Trolley’s in the house!” (well, in me bin more specifically…)

Recording more Jokes tomorrow so “Your Jokes Wanted” sharpish…

Text your favourite jokes to Stan Trolley on 07738 010 640

Text your favourite jokes to Stan Trolley on 07738 010 640

Phone, text or e-mail all your favourite Jokes of the moment to me Stan T NOW!

stan@stantrolley.com

Also come sit on me Facebook – join me Facebook Group – plus follow your Uncle Stan on Twitter:

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And coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley on BoreMe.com as from September 1st…

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14th June: Stan Trolley’s “Jokes for Blokes” – nice…

Look, they've thought of everything - it's even got an applicator for when she's on the blob...www.stantrolley.com

Look, they've thought of everything - it's even got an applicator for when she's on the blob...www.stantrolley.com

Say no more…

Stan T

http://www.youtube.com/stantrolley

Oh yes – and not forgetting:

"Some Girls Have All The Luck" as Robert Palmer used to sing (before he died, erm, obviously...)

"Some Girls Have All The Luck" as that Robert Palmer used to sing (erm, before he died, er, obviously...)

Keepin’ it both real and up

Stan T

http://www.twitter.com/stantrolley

Coming soon: “Gags for Wags”…

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June 3rd: Home Secretary Jacqui Smith steps-down in Cabinet Knuckle-Shuffle….

Oh shit - the wife's coming home...www.stantrolley.com

Oh shit - the wife's coming home...www.stantrolley.com

Yep – Jacqui Smith has stepped down as Home Secretary in a Cabinet “Knuckle Shuffle” to spend more time with her family…

(But on the plus side that’ll allow plenty more time to watch some more porn with dear dear Dicky…)

Harf, harf!

See earlier Stan T Bogblog entry below as a cheeky chappy-chaser:

March 31st: As the Home Secretary’s Husband Dicky Timney, “Bangs Another One Off” erm, and an Expenses Claim! Harf, Harf!

Keepin’ it up – as well as real…

Stan T

http://www.youtube.com/stantrolley

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23rd March: So what would your Native American Indian name be then?

So assuming then, that Native American Indians always used to make a point right, of naming themselves after some particular principle attribute or skill or wo’eva, I’ve just summised that I – Stan Trolley – would henceforth be known as – wait for it – “Dangling Bollocks”…

So there…

Other suggestions include “Walking Eagle” – as in “too full of shit to fly” – or “Big Moth” – as in “he who has to walk with his legs apart for personal reasons” (see mention of “Dangling Bollocks” above…) Continue reading »

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