Posts Tagged ‘Monty Python’

Isn’t SPAM brilliant?

Spam ey?

How is it that SPAMMERS just know that I’m fat, under endowed and urgently in need of a knob-extension, new watch plus a truck load of VIAGRA tabs for my rapidly dissapearing bell-end? (Bell End is just outside Birminham by the way, should you wish to play “pin a pony tail in a map”)

Spooky or what?

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam er, etc…

So in tribute then, here’s an obvious link from your Uncle Stan T celebrating all things wonderful about good old British SPAM:

Keepin’ it real…

Stan T

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John Cleese – there’s room in my Bin for two…

My name’s Stan Trolley – and I’m a Joke-a-holic…
A washed-up clown, caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin: I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy – only the World’s funniest Joke will finally set me free…

Poor old John Cleese ey?

Acrimonious divorce number three – from the very lovely Alyce Gold-Digger-Burger er, Eichelberger , or wo’eva (actually “Ice-Cold-Burger “ more like – don’t suppose she ever put out much)… Continue reading »

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March 12th: “Incontinence Hotline: Can you hold please?” And news of the “Daily Twat”, er Twitter…

“Twitter twotter twitter twatter twitter twotter twat

Twitter twatter twitter twotter twitter twatter twot

Twitter twatter twitter twatter twitter twatter twhat?

What a twatter twitter twotter twitter…twotter er, twot (twat)”

Yep – Stan Trolley also available now to stalk erm, follow, on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/stantrolley

Come on – pop-off your sandals and follow – you know you want to!

Keepin’ it real

Stan Trolley

Bring out ya gags...http://www.stantrolley.com

Stan Trolley: Bring out ya gags...

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Bloody hell – what are the chances? A bin with Wi-Fi?! And thus – Stan Trolley’s Blog is Born!

Yep! Stan Trolley is born! Welcome to cyberspace – and welcome to my world…

Bloody Nora – what are the chances? A wheeliebin with Wi-Fi!

Some twonk’s only gone and thrown away a lap-top – and it works – solar powered an’ all!

So right, look out World, here I come: Stan Trolley’s “Blog” is born…

August 31st in the year of our – fuck me, a clown in a wheeliebin… Continue reading »

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