Posts Tagged ‘Michael Palin’

Isn’t SPAM brilliant?

Spam ey?

How is it that SPAMMERS just know that I’m fat, under endowed and urgently in need of a knob-extension, new watch plus a truck load of VIAGRA tabs for my rapidly dissapearing bell-end? (Bell End is just outside Birminham by the way, should you wish to play “pin a pony tail in a map”)

Spooky or what?

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam er, etc…

So in tribute then, here’s an obvious link from your Uncle Stan T celebrating all things wonderful about good old British SPAM:

Keepin’ it real…

Stan T

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John Cleese – there’s room in my Bin for two…

My name’s Stan Trolley – and I’m a Joke-a-holic…
A washed-up clown, caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin: I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy – only the World’s funniest Joke will finally set me free…

Poor old John Cleese ey?

Acrimonious divorce number three – from the very lovely Alyce Gold-Digger-Burger er, Eichelberger , or wo’eva (actually “Ice-Cold-Burger “ more like – don’t suppose she ever put out much)… Continue reading »

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October 28th: I’m fucking Matt Damon…

I’m fucking Matt Damon and Sarah Palin while Michael Palin watches – and Ben Affleck’s in the background setting up the webcam with Sarah Silverman…

But that’s just me…

STAN T

(Obama – Just got me “Barack’s” caught in me bin lid…)

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Bloody hell – what are the chances? A bin with Wi-Fi?! And thus – Stan Trolley’s Blog is Born!

Yep! Stan Trolley is born! Welcome to cyberspace – and welcome to my world…

Bloody Nora – what are the chances? A wheeliebin with Wi-Fi!

Some twonk’s only gone and thrown away a lap-top – and it works – solar powered an’ all!

So right, look out World, here I come: Stan Trolley’s “Blog” is born…

August 31st in the year of our – fuck me, a clown in a wheeliebin… Continue reading »

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