A bloke comes home all bleary eyed – with ruffled hair, lipstick all over his collar and reeking of a strange perfume – at 7 o’clock in the morning…
His wife looks him up and down and says “There’d better be a good reason for you…waltzing in here at 7.00 a.m in the morning…”
“Too right” he says, “BREAKFAST..”
Harf, harf!
Marriage ey? A very beautiful thing…
Stan T
Two TV aerials got married. The ceremony was a bit dull but the reception was brilliant…
A woman is in court charged with nicking a tin of peaches. The Judge asks “How many peaches were in the tin?”. She replies “There were four”… ”Right”, he says: ”You will seve 1 month for each peach”. And as she’s being led away her husband shouts from the gallery: “AND SHE STOLE A FUCKIN’ TIN OF PEAS!”
A rich woman is intent on marrying an all Australian male…
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