Look at that – a kindred spirit outside the Cashpoint “juggling his finances”…
Juggling the old finances in times of credit crunch...
It’s all a matter of keeping your balls in the air (madam) during times of credit crunch, I always say.
But do watch out for being a talentless twonk – cos you ain’t going to earn much standing outside a Cashpoint being a 3 ball juggler…Just ask Simon Cowell (and mind you, don’t fancy me own chances much as a “Clown in a Wheeliebin” either as it goes…Not so much “X Factor” as “Y? Factor” when you think)
Person at Cashpoint:
“Oh I must just bung some of my hard earnt cash on to that highly talented street performer/homeless person or wo’eva, immediately to my left – as a matter of priority – as soon as I get my hands on it…erm, or possibly not…Oh Sod it – I’ll just ignore ‘im”.
Life ey?
(I just hope people will turn up the old “knob-gag counter” in times of hardship: Then my days as a hapless twonk caught in a vortex in an extra large tardis-like Wheeliebin could well be coming to end…)
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