So this Gordon Ramsey then: Extremely rich, huge cock – apparently – and then, as if all that wasn’t enough, he’s also a very good cook…
I’d shag him…
Stan T
Take me up the Gordon Ramsey and then bake me a pie as a cheeky-chappy-chaser…
Posts Tagged ‘jokes’
October 21, 2008
October 21st: Hello? Is anybody out there?
“Come in Cyberspace. Come in Cyberspace….
Stan Trolley here…
Help! I’m caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin. I seek the Holy Grail of comedy: Only the Worlds’ funniest joke will finally set me free…
I need your jokes…sharpish…
…Hello?
Help!
Is anybody out there?
Hello?
“Send me some fuckin’ material over here…”
Your jokes wanted, sharpish…
Hello?”
(deafening silence – except for a bit of tinitus emanating from my knob)
Do you know what? I feel like that Will Smith bloke in that film…You know the one: “I am Legend”…
Only I’ve got a smelly rat for company rather than a dog…
I too am a Legend you know…
Stan Trolley
“I am Legend”…
(of course that could be “bell-end”)
Talk to me someone…I’m lonely
September 5, 2008
August 13th: Fishboy Michael Phelps, most succesful Olympian in history…
Result: My extra large Wheeliebin continues to reside leaning against a shop window next to a bank of Tellies…
Michael Phelps 11 Gold Medals, most successful Olympian in history. Mind you, bet he’s crap at knob gags… Continue reading
August 31, 2008
Bloody hell – what are the chances? A bin with Wi-Fi?! And thus – Stan Trolley’s Blog is Born!
Yep! Stan Trolley is born! Welcome to cyberspace – and welcome to my world…
Bloody Nora – what are the chances? A wheeliebin with Wi-Fi!
Some twonk’s only gone and thrown away a lap-top – and it works – solar powered an’ all!
So right, look out World, here I come: Stan Trolley’s “Blog” is born…
August 31st in the year of our – fuck me, a clown in a wheeliebin… Continue reading
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