Why do Hippos make love in water?
Let your Uncle Stan T explain – with a guest appearance by “Ratty” himself…
A woman gets her toe stuck in the bath-tap and covers her flange with a Bowler hat – for modesty’s sake – as the plumber arrives…
Good as a contraceptive this position too, when you think…

Just hope it doesn't snap 'orf...
And of course this picture reminds me of that old hoary chestnut joke:
Q: Who’s the most popular man at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry two cups of hot coffee and six donuts…
(Reckon I could probably manage about 8 – give or take – on this stuff though…)
Mine’s a large one
Stan T
(The double spin “dismount” with full tuck and pike is well worth a watch…)
P.S Oh yes – and if you get an email in the next couple of days from the NHS, telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu – ignore it: It’s SPAM…
Oh and P.S.S – Do you remember that Nationwide Programme way back when, when Michael Barrett having just watched Fanny (steady) Cradock cook Donuts said: ”And I do hope all of your donuts at home, turn out like Fanny’s…”. I do – but then I’m obviously an old git…
A bloke rings up the ‘orspital in a panic…
Frank & Mildred rekindle the romance of yesteryear, by re-enacting their first shag “behind the factory” 40 years ago today…