Posts Tagged ‘joke’

Hippo Shag

Why do Hippos make love in water?

Let your Uncle Stan T explain – with a guest appearance by “Ratty” himself…

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One for the Parents

A woman gets her toe stuck in the bath-tap and covers her flange with a Bowler hat – for modesty’s sake – as the plumber arrives…

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It’s quite good on balance then, this VIAGRA…

Good as a contraceptive this position too, when you think…

Just hope it doesn't snap 'orf...

Just hope it doesn't snap 'orf...

And of course this picture reminds me of that old hoary chestnut joke:

Q: Who’s the most popular man at a nudist colony?

A: The one who can carry two cups of hot coffee and six donuts…

(Reckon I could probably manage about 8 – give or take – on this stuff though…)

Mine’s a large one

Stan T

(The double spin “dismount” with full tuck and pike is well worth a watch…)

P.S  Oh yes – and if you get an email in the next couple of days from the NHS, telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu – ignore it: It’s SPAM…

Oh and P.S.S – Do you remember that Nationwide Programme way back when, when Michael Barrett having just watched Fanny (steady) Cradock  cook Donuts said:  ”And I do hope all of your donuts at home, turn out like Fanny’s…”. I do – but then I’m obviously an old git…

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The wife’s ‘avin a baby

A bloke rings up the ‘orspital in a panic…

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Factory from Behind

Frank & Mildred rekindle the romance of yesteryear, by re-enacting their first shag “behind the factory” 40 years ago today…

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