Posts Tagged ‘joke-a-holic’

Tartan Dildo

Stan Trolley’s Tartan Dildo Joke: A woman is visiting a sex shop and is spoilt for choice…
Joke-a-holic Stan T takes up the story.

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Looking for a Mouse

Little Johnny arrives home from school early. Mummy & Daddy are upstairs having an early afternoon whatsisname… Uncle Stan picks up the story…

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Two Tickets to Pittsburg

A man is queing for tickets at an American Airport and is distracted by the Stewardess’s cleavage…

Joke-a-holic washed-up clown Stan Trolley picks up the story on a remote beach.

Stan Trolley: He seeks the Holy Grail of Comedy – only the World’s funniest joke will finally set him free…

“He could have been a comedy contender – he could have ‘wheeliebin’ somebody…”

Come help feed his addiction: Your jokes wanted at http://www.stantrolley.com

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“Bertie Bassett” Monologue

Storytime with your uncle Stan: Put another small child on the fire and snuggle up…

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Suck on this Usain Bolt! Fastest Knob-Gag in History delivered by yours truly…

Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…

I/Me/Stan Trolley – am proud to announce a New World Record: The fastest Knob-Gag in History no less, with the punchline delivered – I think you’ll find – in exactly 9.48secs – clipping a full 1/10th of a second – I think you’ll find – off of that Usain Bolt 100m quick mince/dash or wo’eva in Berlin at the World Championships earlier on today:

I thank you! (and pish – it was nothing…) Continue reading »

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