Comic Actress Mollie Sugden pops her cork then, at the ripe old age of 86.
Ta-ta then Mollie...She's taken her tired old pussy with her apparently (And the question on everyone's lips of course: "Are there any cat-flaps in heaven?")
And look at that picture: None of that “Stop all the Clocks – cut off the telephone” type shit that you get in most funereal tributes with that WH Auden Poem – Oh no! Just – “Fill Up” – at the bottom of the picture…
I mean “fill up” what? Your “eyes with tears”? Or “your car with Diesel” more like…
(And of course looking at that picture of that Alsation pooch up-top-right: That’s implying she was a bit of a dog or some shit like that when you think…I dunno…Just as well old Doggie, er Mollie, has had the sweet release of death…)
Anyway, far be it from me…
So ta-ta then Mrs Slocombe.
Quick question for you: “Are You Being Served?”
“Er, no – not as such – as I’m actually dead – a bit like Mr Humphreys when you think…”
And did you know that every time Mollie Sugden appeared on “Are You Being Served” as Mrs Slocombe, her pussy was died a different colour? (Or was that the hair on her head?)
And whilst I’m at it – vis-a-vis deaths and that – the true cause of Michael Jackson’s death has now been revealed – I can exclusively reveal – in one of his very own song lyrics – if you examine them carefully enough:
“Don’t blame it on the Sunshine, don’t blame it on the Moonlight (here it comes, wait for it) blame it on the BOOGIE…I just can’t – I just can’t – I just can’t control myself…” etc
Bloody Boogie – got a lot to answer for has that…
Nice one Detective Trolley.
And talking of lyrics – is his own words from Billie Jean (slightly altered I confess, but still arguably lyrics nevertheless – and still serving as a warning to us all):
“Friends would always tell me: Be careful what you do. Don’t go around sucking young boys cocks…” (Backing Vocals: “Co-o-o-cks”).
Good point though ey? Only had himself to blame really – that and of course the “Boogie” as previously discussed.
Anyway – keep it real. Can’t spend all night blogging on to you. I’m off for a well deserved wank in the bottom of my bin.
(Where’s ya wheeliebin? Erm – I’ve wheeliebin havin’ a wank…)
Stan T
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