A Medical Convention is happening on the African Continent. Three delegates are discussing the meaning & pronunciation of the word “WUMBA”.
Stan T is wearing a particularly attractive head-dress, er hat…
Posts Tagged ‘Farting’
October 12, 2009
Church Fart
A woman confesses to “letting one off” in Church – but thinks she might just have got away with it…
(I always waft my bin lid when I fart…)
September 25, 2009
An Old Chinese Proverb re: Farting in Church – plus a bit of the “Gospel According to Stan Trolley”
Chinese Proverb pertaining to the launching of a forbidden trouser-biscuit in Church
Yep:
“He who farts in Church sits in own pew” – or of course in his own soggy pants (and indeed sometimes – when you think – in his own soggy “pooh” in the unfortunate event of a follow-through…”
I wonder if Jesus ever farted? Mind you – thinking about it – very likely he did if he was a bit – you know – ”nervous” at the Last Supper…
Everyone around him must have said “Jee-sus! Who the fuck did that?”
Eggy pause (er, quite literally)
“Ah” sayeth the Lord unto Judas “He who smelt it – delt it…you…two-faced…git”
Er, etc…
Stan T
September 25, 2009
Old One: The Old Jokes Home
An old bloke has geen settling in to his new old peoples home and he’s been there now for 3 months. There he is sitting in his chair and dozing off on the verandah. And every time he leans over to one side – very helpfully – a nurse will dash over and gently settle him upright again. And this happens continually. On this particular day his son comes to visit and asks him how he thinks he’s settling in now that it’s been 3 months, just as a nurse appears – almost as if from nowhere – and settles him upright again. “It’s alright” he says. “It’s just that they won’t let you fart…
September 24, 2009
Doctor Fart
A bloke goes to his Doctors with terrible flatulance…
A “Scratch-n-Sniff” Joke from your Uncle Stan T
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