A man walked into the doctors, The doctor said “I haven’t seen you in a long time”
The man replied, “I know I’ve been ill”
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October 1, 2009
A man walked into a doctors…….
September 25, 2009
Patient Panic 2: Good News…
Patient wakes up in a panic – Help Doctor I can’t feel my legs!!!
Doctor rushes in and says – Don’t worry, it’s alright – we’ve cut your arms off.
September 25, 2009
Patient Panic: Good News/Bad news
Doctor to patient – I’ve some good news and some bad news:
Patient to doctor – Go on then, what’s the bad news?
Doctor – Bad news is that we’ve cut both your legs off. Good news: Patient in the next bed wants to buy your slippers…
March 10, 2009
10th March: Bloody hell! Pass the blogroll, comedy rule of three (oh, and a trip to the Doctors…)
Woke up with a right old stomach-ache this morning. Must have been something funny in that Pizza. Nearly blew off me bin lid with a fart on the sphincter-scale of 10, then, erm, funnily enough, felt much better…
So anyway this bloke goes to the doctors and asks if the doctor can help with a mole on his Johnson.
So the man drops his trousers and the doctor says, “Yes I can remove the mole, but I’m afraid I am going to have to report you to the RSPCA…”
(Same bloke returned a week later with a wrist watch wrapped around his old feller and the Doctor – quick as a button – asks: “Have you got the time on ya’ cock?”)
“Doctor, doctor – sometimes I think I’m a wigwam and other times I think I’m a teepee…”
“You’re two tents…”
Erm, etc…
Yours – flatulantly – and ever embracing the comedy rule of three – Stan Trolley
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