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July 20, 2009
20th July: “Can you believe – they put a Stan on the Moon? (Stan on the Mooooon…)”
Yep: Can you believe (to quote Michael Stipe and REM) they put a STAN on the moon? (singing “Stan on the Mooooon…”)
Yep – Stan Trolley – Moon Base Wheeliebin AT your service…
And is it just me – or is Neil Armstrong not a bit of a short-arse?
"Small step for me - huge step for - fuck me what's that?!"
I was wondering when you guys’d show up: I’ve been up here on me todd, all alone in me extra large tardis-like Wheeliebin – broadcasting knob-gags to the Stars for years – and 40 years ago today – to the day – you guys go and show up!
What are the chances ey?!
And seeing as you’ve come all this way – and seeing as you’re here – no point in going away empty handed: You may as well go home with a STICKER…
Stantrolley.com: Provider & broadcaster of Knob Gags to the Stars...
So stick that on your Lunar Module and smoke it!
Keepin’ it real – and indeed Lunar…
Yours, celestially
Stan Trolley
Watch this space (I mean this one – not the “final frontier” one, erm, etc…)
July 15, 2009
July 15th: Your Jokes Wanted NOW – Text Stan Trolley 07738 010 640
Yep: “Stan Trolley’s in the house!” (well, in me bin more specifically…)
Recording more Jokes tomorrow so “Your Jokes Wanted” sharpish…
Text your favourite jokes to Stan Trolley on 07738 010 640
Phone, text or e-mail all your favourite Jokes of the moment to me Stan T NOW!
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And coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley on BoreMe.com as from September 1st…
June 10, 2009
June 10th: An agressive blackbird…
I notice from a scrap of old Newspaper that wafted in to settle against my bin, that apparently some aggressive black bird has been dive-bombing and generally “haranguing” passers by in the San Francisco Business district…
Naome Campbell up to her old tricks again then…
Memories of course of one of the contestant fuckwit answers on “Family Fortunes” to Les Dennis in the Les Dennis era of the programme:
Les: Name a black bird with a long neck
Contestant: Er…Naome Campbell Les?
Twat! (not Les – the contestant – although thinking about it…)
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Yep, Stan T also available now to stalk, erm, follow on Twitter:
May 14, 2009
May 14th: I feel a bit like this sometimes…
You know when it’s just been one of those days?
I feel like a lonely damp penguin myself sometimes...www.stantrolley.com
Nuff said…
Stan T
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