A Geordie man pays a visit to his doctor…
Not the strongest Joke in the Trolley canon, but, hey, what the heck?
If you don’t like it – send me some more Jokes then durr-brain…
There was an old Bishop of Birmingham, er, etc…
Check out the rhyme with “Birmingham” (can’t teach that…)
And Stan Trolley issues an apology on behalf of the Catholic Church.
Stan Trolley goes for a job interview as a Blacksmith.
“I’m here all week – rest of me fuckin’ life if I’m not careful…”
(Although I failed the interview I still managed to forge a certificate)
So, the question on everyone’s lips: Where do you go to get your pies weighed?
Let Stan T explain…
And by the way, the woman in this pic is apparently called - what are the chances? – Fanny Pies:
Fanny Pies Ladies & Gentlemen...
Which of course does rather remind me of that famous anecdote from BBC’s “Nationwide” in which the first ever TV Chef – Fanny Cradock – was cooking Donuts…
Once she’d finished, the camera cut to presenter Michael Barrett who said ”I do hope that all your Donuts at home turn out like Fanny’s…”
(Cue camera shake as all assembled crew piss themselves laughing…)
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