Yep: Can you believe (to quote Michael Stipe and REM) they put a STAN on the moon? (singing “Stan on the Mooooon…”)

Yep – Stan Trolley – Moon Base Wheeliebin AT your service…

And is it just me – or is Neil Armstrong not a bit of a short-arse?

"Small step for me - huge step for - fuck me what's that?!"

I was wondering when you guys’d show up: I’ve been up here on me todd, all alone in me extra large tardis-like Wheeliebin – broadcasting knob-gags to the Stars for years – and 40 years ago today – to the day – you guys go and show up!

What are the chances ey?!

And seeing as you’ve come all this way – and seeing as you’re here – no point in going away empty handed: You may as well go home with a STICKER…

Stantrolley.com: Provider & broadcaster of Knob Gags to the Stars...

So stick that on your Lunar Module and smoke it!

Keepin’ it real – and indeed Lunar…

Yours, celestially

Stan Trolley

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