Stan T cocks up a Joke featuring (or more’s the point – not) a little girl & boy…
What a twonk…
Stan T cocks up a Joke featuring (or more’s the point – not) a little girl & boy…
What a twonk…
Another cock-up from your Uncle Stan Trolley…
And just how deep is his bin?
(Cue 10CC singing: “How deep is your bin – how deep – how deep is-your-bin?” er, etc…
Another cock-up from your Uncle Stan T (and featuring a spontaneous impression of a chicken….)
Stan Trolley monumentally cocks-up the telling of that old hoary chestnut “Two Tickets to Pittsburgh”.
What a twat…
Having trouble with your team?
Here’s exactly what to say to get it all put right – just call me “Captain Clarity”…
So as I said to my team just the other day:
“Listen up guys: Can’t you get it through your thick heads? Every time you cock up, it’s my arse on the line. Get it? Your cock up, my arse…”
That told ‘em…
Onwards and upwards
Stan T