Saw that new Bond Film – “Quantum of Solace” – on bincam on Saturday…
And not that I’m one to accessorise or anything but quite fancy a pair of those sunglasses that that Daniel Craig starts wearing as James Bond when he arrives at that Johnny Mathis blokes’ house/villa…
And what are the chances ey? That Mathis character only goes and ends up (dead) tits up in an extra large Wheeliebin doesn’t he?
Note to self: Ask that Daniel Craig on Facebook if he could send me a pair of those specs…
Stan T
Continuing to enjoy ball-aching “Quantities of Solitude” caught in a vortex in an extra large wheeliebin, as I seek the Holy Grail of comedy: Only the World’s funniest joke will finally set me free (and I’m definitely not dead yet – at least I wasn’t last time I checked…)
“Come in Cyberspace. Come in Cyberspace….
Stan Trolley here…
Help! I’m caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin. I seek the Holy Grail of comedy: Only the Worlds’ funniest joke will finally set me free…
I need your jokes…sharpish…
…Hello?
Help!
Is anybody out there?
Hello?
“Send me some fuckin’ material over here…”
Your jokes wanted, sharpish…
Hello?”
(deafening silence – except for a bit of tinitus emanating from my knob)
Do you know what? I feel like that Will Smith bloke in that film…You know the one: “I am Legend”…
Only I’ve got a smelly rat for company rather than a dog…
I too am a Legend you know…
Stan Trolley
“I am Legend”…
(of course that could be “bell-end”)
Talk to me someone…I’m lonely
Result: My extra large Wheeliebin continues to reside leaning against a shop window next to a bank of Tellies…
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Yep! Stan Trolley is born! Welcome to cyberspace – and welcome to my world…
Bloody Nora – what are the chances? A wheeliebin with Wi-Fi!
Some twonk’s only gone and thrown away a lap-top – and it works – solar powered an’ all!
So right, look out World, here I come: Stan Trolley’s “Blog” is born…
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