Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…

I/Me/Stan Trolley – am proud to announce a New World Record: The fastest Knob-Gag in History no less, with the punchline delivered – I think you’ll find – in exactly 9.48secs – clipping a full 1/10th of a second – I think you’ll find – off of that Usain Bolt 100m quick mince/dash or wo’eva in Berlin at the World Championships earlier on today:

I thank you! (and pish – it was nothing…)

So suck on this Usain Bolt:

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