September 25, 2009
By Mark Burton 0

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A woman is in court charged with nicking a tin of peaches. The Judge asks “How many peaches were in the tin?”. She replies “There were four”… ”Right”, he says:  ”You will seve 1 month for each peach”.  And as she’s being led away her husband shouts from the gallery: “AND SHE STOLE A FUCKIN’ TIN OF PEAS!”

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