Yep, “The Apprentice 2009″ continues and lovely-jubbs it all is too!

Phillip “Pants Man” Taylor gets the old “You’re Fired!” heave-ho from Sir Alan.

And nice one Sir Alan (as ever):

“One swallow don’t make a Summer!”

(I assume he was talking about birds rather than blow-jobs at that particular point?)

And so in conclusion then, on Episode 7:

“Phillip loves Kaaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaaaaate…” erm, etc…

Phillip loves Kaaate, Phillip loves Kaaaate: Phillip Taylor - the old soppy-dog - goes tits-up, off of "The Apprentice 2009" (and is ultimately "Pants Man") www.stantrolley.com

You old soppy-dog!

Yep, “Pants Man” you’ve jizzed in your “Pants Man” but tragically you’ve got to pack your “Pants Man” on account of the fact that “YOU’RE FIRED” er, Man – on account of you being a little gobby Geordie TWAT Man! (erm, an’ that…)

So ta-ta then Phillip! Quite liked you meself, bonnie lad (for a gobby twat an’ that…)

(And is it just me or is that Lorraine Tighe – when all is said and done – not a bit of a old boiler stroke minger? And a bit of a tricky one at that when you think? One that would need a regular servicing, if ya follow, boiler-wise? Just thought I’d point that out…)

And as you pack your “Pants Man” Phillip, here’s a Geordie Joke in tribute, to help “manage your exit” (if you’ll pardon that particular expression…)

Steady as you go – take care an’ that – ya gobby Geordie twat an’ that like but.

Here it comes:

Two Geordies lost in the Jungle when they suddendly hear drums:

One says to the other: “Wah man! Are those war drums?”

And the other one says:

“Nah man – I think they’re someone else’s…”

Haddaway an’ shite ya big Geordie Chief!

Stan Trolley

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And now, as a bonus cheeky-chappy-chaser, here’s another pikkie:

Phillip Taylor not only removed from "The Apprentice 2009" but also, erm, obviously from Kate Walsh's mouth www.stantrolley.com

Keepin’ it real – Stan T

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