September 25, 2009
By Dead Fred 0

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I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I’d been promoted. I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I’d been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said ‘I careered off the road’:

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