“Come in Cyberspace. Come in Cyberspace….

Stan Trolley here…

Help! I’m caught in a vortex in an extra large Wheeliebin. I seek the Holy Grail of comedy: Only the Worlds’ funniest joke will finally set me free…

I need your jokes…sharpish…

…Hello?

Help!

Is anybody out there?

Hello?

“Send me some fuckin’ material over here…”

Your jokes wanted, sharpish…

Hello?”

(deafening silence – except for a bit of tinitus emanating from my knob)

Do you know what? I feel like that Will Smith bloke in that film…You know the one: “I am Legend”…

Only I’ve got a smelly rat for company rather than a dog…

I too am a Legend you know…

Stan Trolley

“I am Legend”…

(of course that could be “bell-end”)

Talk to me someone…I’m lonely