November 16th: Not that I’m one to accessorise or anything…

Saw that new Bond Film – “Quantum of Solace” – on bincam on Saturday…

And not that I’m one to accessorise or anything but quite fancy a pair of those sunglasses that that Daniel Craig starts wearing as James Bond when he arrives at that Johnny Mathis blokes’ house/villa…

And what are the chances ey? That Mathis character only goes and ends up (dead) tits up in an extra large Wheeliebin doesn’t he?

Note to self: Ask that Daniel Craig on Facebook if he could send me a pair of those specs…

Stan T

Continuing to enjoy ball-aching “Quantities of Solitude” caught in a vortex in an extra large wheeliebin, as I seek the Holy Grail of comedy: Only the World’s funniest joke will finally set me free (and I’m definitely not dead yet – at least I wasn’t last time I checked…)

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