Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they’re in love. They decide that they want to get married. So Johnny plucks up the courage to go and talk to Susie’s father to formally ask for his daughters hand in marriage.

Oh how sweet thinks Mr. Smith: “Well Johnny, thanks for that – but you are only 10. Er, where will you two live?” Without even taking a breath Johnny replies: Thought about that: In Susie’s room, it’s bigger than mine and we can both fit in there quite nicely thanks very much”
OK thinks Mr. Smith – isn’t this adorable – so indulging him a bit more says: “Okay then. Well how are you going to live? I mean – You’re not old enough to get a job, You’ll obviously need to support my Susie.” Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our pocket money ” he says…”Susie gets 5 pounds a week and I get 10 pounds a so that’s about 60 pounds a month, and that should do us just fine to start off with.”
Mr. Smith by this time of course is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks, I know – this’ll make him get real: so he says: “Well Johnny, seems like you and Susie have got evit all worked out:
But what will you do when someday the two of you might have little ones of your own? Then what will you do?”
Johnny says “Thought of that. It aint gonna happen. She only lets me take her up the back”