A bloke comes home all bleary eyed – with ruffled hair, lipstick all over his collar and reeking of a strange perfume – at 7 o’clock in the morning…
His wife looks him up and down and says “There’d better be a good reason for you…waltzing in here at 7.00 a.m in the morning…”
“Too right” he says, “BREAKFAST..”
Harf, harf!
Marriage ey? A very beautiful thing…
Stan T







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