Guy Laliberté becomes the 1st clown in Space: OR DOES HE?

1st Clown in Space? My arse! Get in the queue mate!

1st Clown in Space? My arse! Get in the queue mate!

Oh Yeah?! So this Guy Laliberté - French Canadian “Billionaire Founder of Circque De Soleil”  chappy then,  reckons he’s the 1st clown in Space then does he?
(As you’ll recall he “popped himself up there” atop a Russian Rocket that blasted off from the Kazakh Steppe  en route to the International Space Station on 30th September…)

Well TOO LATE MATE!

Because I’m here to tell you – “Matey” – that yours truly, your Uncle Stan Trolley was actually on the Moon months before you mate…

I refer the reader to my earlier Blog Entry of July 20th to coincide with the 40th Anniversary of the Navada Desert er, Moon Landings:

20th July:  “Can you believe – they put a Stan on the Moon? (Stan on the Mooooon…)”

http://www.stantrolley.com/20th-july-can-you-believe-they-put-a-stan-on-the-moon-stan-on-the-mooooon/

And here’s the flippin’ pics to PROVE IT:

"Small step for man...fuck me what's that?!"

"Small step for man, huge step for...FUCK ME what's that?!" Yeah, Neil - that Guy Laliberté bloke's a bit LATE isn't he?!

Stan Trolley.com: Provider & broadcaster of Knob Gags to the Stars...

Stan Trolley: Supplier and broadcaster of Knob Gags to the Stars...

So – Guy Laliberte, Billionaire Founder of Cirque De Soleil – SUCK ON THAT!

I may be skint and living out of the top-flap of an extra large Wheeliebin and peddling knob-gags (and to the Stars I might add) but at least I was flippin’ FIRST!

Keepin’ it real

Stan T

( I reckon that Guy Laliberté  must be totally gutted…)

My name’s Stan Trolley – and I’m a joke-a-holic:  Welcome to the “Old Jokes Home”

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