The Return of the Crusading Knight

The Return of the Crusading Knight

A Medieval Knight returns from the Crusades and demands to see the King. Joke-a-holic washed-up [...]

“Bertie Bassett” Monologue

“Bertie Bassett” Monologue

Storytime with your uncle Stan: Put another small child on the fire and snuggle up…

Scottish Clans

Scottish Clans

Eat your hear out Mel gibson you caaaaaaaaaaaant!
Stan Trolley explains how to ascertain a Scotsman’s [...]

Deaf Judge

Deaf Judge

A Clerk to the Court is summoned to the bench by the Judge, to explain [...]

Geordie up the Docs

Geordie up the Docs

A Geordie man pays a visit to his doctor…
Not the strongest Joke in the Trolley [...]

Festive Pizza

Festive Pizza

So just how did good King Wenceslas take his pizza?

Sexual Statistics

Sexual Statistics

A man is on an aeroplane sitting next to a beautiful woman. He finally plucks [...]

Two Bears in a Pub

Two Bears in a Pub

So these two bears go into a pub…

God at the Watercooler

God at the Watercooler

God and Angel Gabriel catch up by the water-cooler…

Alphabet Tourettes

Alphabet Tourettes

A teacher is teaching her class the basics of the Alphabet and has to contend [...]

Stan Trolley Offends…

Stan Trolley Offends…

Stan Trolley offends with the “Comedy Rule of 3″ – with each part of the [...]

Satan’s Cock

Satan’s Cock

Two nuns in a car – when the Devil himself jumps up on the bonnet [...]

Property Clowns

Property Clowns

A bunch of clowns form a property consortium…

Ballerina in a Bar

Ballerina in a Bar

A drunk bloke is propping up a Bar, when suddenly…

Norwegian “Knock Knock”

Norwegian “Knock Knock”

Yahay! What are the chances? A “Knock Knock” Joke all the way from Sweden.
(Prepare to [...]

In Jail with Bubba

In Jail with Bubba

An English bloke is delighted to meet his new cell-mate, “Bubba”, deep in the American [...]

African Medical Convention

African Medical Convention

A Medical Convention is happening on the African Continent. Three delegates are discussing the meaning [...]

Hippo Shag

Hippo Shag

Why do Hippos make love in water?
Let your Uncle Stan T explain – with a [...]

One for the Parents

One for the Parents

A woman gets her toe stuck in the bath-tap and covers her flange with a [...]

The Vet & the Rottweiler

The Vet & the Rottweiler

A man goes to the vets with his Rottweiler…

Kipper Tie

Kipper Tie

A bloke goes into an old-style clothes shop in Birmingham to buy a 70’s style [...]

Church Fart

Church Fart

A woman confesses to “letting one off” in Church – but thinks she might just [...]

Hi-Diddly-Dee an Actor’s Life for Me

Hi-Diddly-Dee an Actor’s Life for Me

A typical day in the life of one “Cuthbert Minge”, ancient repertory actor…
Cuthbert’s afternoon matinee [...]

The wife’s ‘avin a baby

The wife’s ‘avin a baby

A bloke rings up the ‘orspital in a panic…

The Vicar’s Porn Channel

The Vicar’s Porn Channel

A Vicar is at the hotel reception seeking some reassurance…

Factory from Behind

Factory from Behind

Frank & Mildred rekindle the romance of yesteryear, by re-enacting their first shag “behind the [...]

Senility Test

Senility Test

Three men are up the doctors for a possible “Senility Test”.
Stan T demonstrates the comedy [...]

“Bin on Tour” Bristol

“Bin on Tour” Bristol

Joke-a-holic Stan Trolley is out and about collecting Jokes with the great unwashed of Bristol, [...]

Clingfilm Underpants

Clingfilm Underpants

A bloke goes to his doctors just wearing clingfilm underpants…

Lady of Horizontal Refreshment

Lady of Horizontal Refreshment

A man is staying away from home and decides to sort himself out with  a [...]

Two Aussies in a Bar

Two Aussies in a Bar

Two Australians in a bar and a woman’s choking…

Welshcakes

Welshcakes

A Welsh ex-miner is lying in bed, dying of emphysema (nice…) when what should waft [...]

Russian Foreplay

Russian Foreplay

A couple of strangers – a man and a woman – are travelling together by [...]

The Bank Raid

The Bank Raid

A text to Stan from “Dumbshit”  giving Stan the “heads-up” on a forthcoming Bank job [...]

The Bishop of Limerick

The Bishop of Limerick

There was an old Bishop of Birmingham, er, etc…
Check out the rhyme with “Birmingham” (can’t [...]

Hitching with Bubba

Hitching with Bubba

An Englishman is hitch-hiking (or should that be “hick-hiking”?)  across the Southern States of America [...]

Doctor Fart

Doctor Fart

A bloke goes to his Doctors with terrible flatulance…
A “Scratch-n-Sniff” Joke from your Uncle Stan [...]

Blacksmith’s Interview

Blacksmith’s Interview

Stan Trolley goes  for a job interview as a Blacksmith.
“I’m here all week – rest [...]

Builders’ Merchant

Builders’ Merchant

So this bloke rings up a Builders’ Merchants…

Pies Weighed

Pies Weighed

So, the question on everyone’s lips: Where do you go to get your pies weighed?
Let [...]

Stan Trolley’s World Famous Wheeliebin Joke

Stan Trolley’s World Famous Wheeliebin Joke

What are the chances ey?  Stan Trolley’s only gone and found a Joke all about [...]

Eskimo Kayak

Eskimo Kayak

Two Eskimos in a kayak…
Stan Trolley’s extra large Wheeliebin tardis’s in to a snowy landscape [...]

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins pops into a posh reastaurant…
And Stan T notices when she leaves  - what [...]

Aussie Wedding

Aussie Wedding

A rich woman is intent on marrying an all Australian male…

Holmes & Watson’s Camping Trip

Holmes & Watson’s Camping Trip

Victorian super-sleuth Sherlock Holmes is taking some well earned R&R with his trusty man-servant Watson. [...]

Butcher’s Tongue

Butcher’s Tongue

A man goes into a butchers to enquire about some tongue…
Same bloke goes back in [...]

Flowers for the Wife

Flowers for the Wife

A bloke gets some manky flowers free with his petrol, so he goes home to [...]

Doggy Chess

Doggy Chess

A man discovers his mate playing Chess with his dog…
And Stan T requests that you [...]

Daddy Gets a Haircut

Daddy Gets a Haircut

A little girl accompanies daddy to the hairdressers and she’s eating a bit of cake.
Stan [...]

Moheekan in a Bar

Moheekan in a Bar

A young bloke with a Moheekan haircut goes into a bar…

Attack of the Mandibles

Attack of the Mandibles

Stan T interrupts his morning flop to tell you about a bloke who’s sitting at [...]

Train Suicide

Train Suicide

Stan T helps out a friend in need (is a pain in the arse…)

“Bubba”

“Bubba”

An English ‘yout’ – quite an attractive young man as it goes – is hitching [...]

Mile High Club

Mile High Club

An aeroplane is about to crash and everyone is panicking…

Willy on a Picnic

Willy on a Picnic

Stan Trolley invites you to answer a quick question and then think about coming on [...]

Wasp Up Your Hole

Wasp Up Your Hole

Professional Golfer Geoffrey is leaning up against the 19th hole tee – i.e the bar [...]

Dildo & the Dustcart

Dildo & the Dustcart

A nice young family are driving along when suddenly, from out the back of a [...]

Hotel Reservations

Hotel Reservations

A newly married couple arrive at Reception to commence their honeymoon.
The receptionist has a quick [...]

Tourettes Limerick

Tourettes Limerick

There was a young man with Tourettes, er, etc…

Two Monkeys in a Bath

Two Monkeys in a Bath

Two monkeys are taking a bath…

Schnauzer

Schnauzer

A woman goes to the Chemist to enquire about the best treatment for an ingrowing [...]

Expleting Talking Clock

Expleting Talking Clock

It’s late at night and a bloke is showing off his new bachelor pad to [...]

Tramp up the Jewellers

Tramp up the Jewellers

A tramp is in his local Jewellers picking something unsavoury…
Stan T is a bit late [...]

Stan Trolley Does Internet Porn, er Pawn

Stan Trolley Does Internet Porn, er Pawn

A Chess Convention is gathering in the open plan Lobby of a big posh hotel.
Joke-a-holic [...]

Black & Yellow Snake

Black & Yellow Snake

A Gunner Sergeant Major is addressing the British troops before they go off to fight [...]

Eskimo Breakdown

Eskimo Breakdown

An Eskimo is hacking along is his Snowmobile and has a breakdown (no, not an [...]

The “Farty Lordship” Joke

The “Farty Lordship” Joke

His Lordhip farts loudly in the bath – with his faithful manservant “Waddle” in attendence.
Joke-a-holic [...]

Tartan Dildo

Tartan Dildo

Stan Trolley’s Tartan Dildo Joke: A woman is visiting a sex shop and is spoilt [...]

Lettuce Bottom

Lettuce Bottom

A man goes to his doctor about a lettuce. Joke-a-holic Stan Trolley takes up the [...]

Looking for a Mouse

Looking for a Mouse

Little Johnny arrives home from school early. Mummy & Daddy are upstairs having an early [...]

Snow White & the 7 Dwarves

Snow White & the 7 Dwarves

Snow White stumbles upon the Seven Dwarves in the forest…

Two Tickets to Pittsburg

Two Tickets to Pittsburg

A man is queing for tickets at an American Airport and is distracted by the [...]

Chicken in the Cinema

Chicken in the Cinema

A man takes his chicken to the cinema…
Joke-a-holic, washed-up clown Stan Trolley takes up the [...]

Edzakkery Syndrome

Edzakkery Syndrome

A woman goes to her doctor – and she’s a little bit worried.
Joke-a-holic Stan Trolley [...]

Usain Bolt, er, Stan Trolley’s “NEW WORLD RECORD” joke: Fastest knob-gag in history – 9.48 Secs

Usain Bolt, er, Stan Trolley’s “NEW WORLD RECORD” joke: Fastest knob-gag in history – 9.48 Secs

Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…
I/Me/Stan Trolley – [...]

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