Erm, woss goin’on?

I just put “Stan Trolley” into “Images” on Google – you know, as one occasionally does, to check on how my attempts at World domination generally (in all things knob-gag & wheeliebin related) are progressing – and apparently – bugger me sideways with my head in a pile of pig-flop – I’m not in fact a joke-a-holic washed-up clown, caught in a vortex as I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy in an extra large Wheeliebin after all…

OH NO:

Alledgedly – according to Neoventa Medical that is – it seems that I – “STAN TROLLEY” – am in fact – a Mobile Cart that includes shelf, drawer, open basket, transducer holder (whatevever the fark that is?) complete with three integrated electrical outlets…

So – get me!

"Stan Trolley" apparently - as brought to you by Neoventa Medical (fuck me...)

STAN is also – as Neoventa Medical go on to explain – mounted on top of the cart (madam) and may be tilted for different viewing angles….

(A bit like my knob when you think…)

Any road up: We live and learn (and I’m most probably “HD Ready” an’ all, looking at all that hi-tech gadgetery…”Hold your transducer for you madam?” “Er, yes please…”)

Check me out: http://www.neoventa.com/US/Articles/Products/STAN_S31/Accessories_US.html

Anyway, keepin it both real and up (and now of course – as a cheeky-chappy-chaser – tilted at all times at a very jaunty angle)

Stand Trolley (erm, Stand – or sit – or – fuck off if you want to – I don’t care, it’s a free country…)

http://www.stantrolley.com

http://www.youtube.com/stantrolley

http://www.twitter.com/stantrolley

Coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley (me that is – not the Stand, stupid) on BoreMe.com as from September 1st…