“Hey Cowboy – Is that a huge cock or are you just pleased to see me?”
Er, etc…
Stan - I’ve got a joke about a Chicken in the Cinema - Trolley
An Old Chinese Proverb re: Farting in Church – plus a bit of the “Gospel According to Stan Trolley”
Chinese Proverb pertaining to the launching of a forbidden trouser-biscuit in Church
Yep:
“He who farts in Church sits in own pew” – or of course in his own soggy pants (and indeed sometimes – when you think – in his own soggy “pooh” in the unfortunate event of a follow-through…”
I wonder if Jesus ever farted? Mind you – thinking about it – very likely he did if he was a bit – you know – ”nervous” at the Last Supper…
Everyone around him must have said “Jee-sus! Who the fuck did that?”
Eggy pause (er, quite literally)
“Ah” sayeth the Lord unto Judas “He who smelt it – delt it…you…two-faced…git”
Er, etc…
Stan T
Freudian Slippers
Look at that – Freudian Slippers Ladies & Gentlemen…
Keepin’ it real
Stan T
Hitching with Bubba
An Englishman is hitch-hiking (or should that be “hick-hiking”?) across the Southern States of America and runs into “Bubba”…
(He only has himself to blame)
"You've got a purdy mouth" er etc...
Samuel Johnson vs Stan Trolley
A quote from “The Daily Telegraph” from none other than his veritable nibbs Dr Samuel Johnson - poet, essayist, moralist, novelist, literary critic, biographer, editor and lexicographer - (1709-1784) - himself:
“Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme for merriment”.
Stan Trolley? Obviously a twat - that's not even a proper Joke...
Well that’s me fucked then!
Stan Trolley: Knob gags akimbo and the place to go for good jokes well told…
All sounds like a bit of a “hopeless scheme for merriment” then if you ask me…
Ho-hum…
(And considering old fuck-face Dr Johnson started out as a “Grub Street Journalist” himself - you might have thought he’d be in to the odd knob-gag or two). Any road up – nowt so queer as folk….
Keepin’ it real
Stan T
(I’ve a good mind to dig old Doc Johnson up from Westminster Cathedral and give him a good slap)
P.S Doctor Johnson- it says in Wikipedia – was a tall and robust figure but he had “odd gestures and tics that have apparently informed the posthumous diagnosis of Tourettes Syndrome…”
So in homage to that then – Stan Trolley vs Samuel Johnson: FUCK YOU DR JOHNSON!!
Scottish Clans
Eat your hear out Mel gibson you caaaaaaaaaaaant!
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Geordie up the Docs
A Geordie man pays a visit to his doctor…
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Sexual Statistics
A man is on an aeroplane sitting next to a beautiful woman. He finally plucks [...]
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