Yes – as the dampness subsides (madam) and a sense of calm and order is once more restored, I couldn’t let the whole soggy episode pass without fondly remembering watching the news – as it first broke – being signed – as it was – for deaf people:
The woman doing the sign-language gave up after 3 attempts as she tried to sign “Cockermouth”…
Now that, Ladies & Gentlemen is the “Comedy Rule of 3″ in action…
(I believe I collapsed laughing – and just before the bridge in fact).
Stan T
Pantene…(and not a penny more)
‘cos he’s worth it, presumably…
TIMBUKTU? WHERE THE FUCKS-THAT-TO?!
Banksy on Holiday, as observed by your Uncle Stan Trolley...
“Go Banksy, Go Banksy, Go Banksy!!”
Yeah baby!
Stan T
So this not too bright bloke arrives at the “Antiques Roadshow” in Dublin, dragging behind him a huge metal box.
He waits patiently in line until – at last – his big moment on TV arrives and he gets to sit in front of the expert.
The expert examines it and says “Where did you get this?”
And the man replies:
“Oh Be-Jusus, it’s been in my loft for 40 years so it has. To be sure I think it must be some sort of family heirloom so it is…”
“I see” says the expert. ”Tell me. Do you have any insurance for it?”
“No” says the man, “Why? Do you think I should have?”
“Well yes” says the expert:
“IT’S YOUR FUCKING WATER-TANK”
Harf, harf!
Stan T
Yep – a World Exclusive from your Uncle Stan T…
Shakespeare’s lost folio of the “Gay” version of Romeo & Juliet:
Two fruits from the wrong side of the track…
Not so much the “Capulets and the Montagues” as the “Tomatoes and the Satsumas”…
Two fruit, both alike in dignity
In fair Smithfield where we lay or scene
From ancient grape break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood-oranges make civil tomatoes unclean er, etc…
Harf, harf!
Stan T
(Took me hours did that picture – and I wasn’t peeling well…)
Eat your hear out Mel gibson you caaaaaaaaaaaant!
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