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	<description>My name’s Stan Trolley – and I’m a Joke-a-holic…  A joke-a-holic washed-up clown, caught in a vortex in an extra large tardis-like Wheeliebin.  I seek the Holy Grail of comedy: Only the World’s funniest Joke will finally set me free…</description>
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		<title>My cat&#8217;s gawn deaf&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[blindness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dear Stan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guide dogs for the blind]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Stan
My cat&#8217;s gone deaf. Who do I get in touch with about getting it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Rindercella And Her Sugly Isters&#8221;: Storytime once again from Your Uncle Stan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Panto Season]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pantomime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ronnie Barker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Story Time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Two Ronnies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, Pantomime Season is upon us once again.
Your truly &#8211; Stan Trolley &#8211; is now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things you can only get away with saying but once a year&#8230;Happy Christmas and &#8220;Jingle Farts&#8221; from your Uncle Stan Trolley</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[BoreMe.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas crackers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[euphemisms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jibgle Farts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jingle Bells]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuffing the Turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Christmas Day only no less:
&#8220;Talk about a huge breast&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Whew &#8211; what a terrific spread!&#8221;
&#8220;It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Christmas from your Uncle Stan &#8211; Not so much &#8220;Elf Yourself&#8221; as &#8220;Shat Meself&#8221; if I&#8217;m not careful&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Elf Yourself]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Farting Elves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Tube]]></category>

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		<title>David Beckham joins the &#8220;Ministry of the Fookin&#8217; Obvious&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[David Beckham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[England & the World Cup Draw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[England v Algeria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[England v Slavinia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fabio Capello]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Football Association]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United States v England]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Football Association and the World Cup Draw in Capetown then&#8230;
Step forward David Beckham [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And as order is restored once more to the damp Dingly-Dell of Cockermouth&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cockermouth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collapsed bridge in Cockermouth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Environment Agency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Floods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes &#8211; as the dampness subsides (madam) and a sense of calm and order is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How much does a Cockney geeza spend on shampoo?</title>
		<link>http://www.stantrolley.com/how-much-does-a-cockney-geeza-spend-on-shampoo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stantrolley.com/how-much-does-a-cockney-geeza-spend-on-shampoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StanTrolley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pantene Pro V]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shampoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pantene&#8230;(and not a penny more)
&#8216;cos he&#8217;s worth it, presumably&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Timbuktu where the fucks-that-to? Bristol&#8217;s Banksy&#8217;s on holiday innit?! (As observed by your Uncle Stan T)</title>
		<link>http://www.stantrolley.com/timbuktu-where-the-fucks-that-to-bristols-banksys-on-holiday-innit-as-observed-by-your-uncle-stan-t/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stantrolley.com/timbuktu-where-the-fucks-that-to-bristols-banksys-on-holiday-innit-as-observed-by-your-uncle-stan-t/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StanTrolley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Banksy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Banksy's Timbuktu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bristol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Graffitti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tagging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Timbuktu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[TIMBUKTU? WHERE THE FUCKS-THAT-TO?!
&#8220;Go Banksy, Go Banksy, Go Banksy!!&#8221;
Yeah baby!
Stan T
]]></description>
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		<title>Antiques Roadshow&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.stantrolley.com/antiques-roadshow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stantrolley.com/antiques-roadshow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StanTrolley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So this not too bright bloke arrives at the &#8220;Antiques Roadshow&#8221;  in Dublin, dragging behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World Exclusive &#8211; Shakespeare&#8217;s &#8220;Gay&#8221; Version of Romeo &amp; Juliet</title>
		<link>http://www.stantrolley.com/world-exclusive-shakespeares-gay-version-of-romeo-juliet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stantrolley.com/world-exclusive-shakespeares-gay-version-of-romeo-juliet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StanTrolley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Capulets and the Montagues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[First Folio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fruit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oranges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romeo & Juliet]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shakespeare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tomatoes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yep &#8211; a World Exclusive from your Uncle Stan T&#8230;
Shakespeare&#8217;s lost folio of the &#8220;Gay&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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