Yep! Stan Trolley is born! Welcome to cyberspace – and welcome to my world…

Bloody Nora – what are the chances? A wheeliebin with Wi-Fi!

Some twonk’s only gone and thrown away a lap-top – and it works – solar powered an’ all!

So right, look out World, here I come: Stan Trolley’s “Blog” is born…

August 31st in the year of our – fuck me, a clown in a wheeliebin…

Stan Trolley’s Blog: Existential sporadic musings from the mind of me – one Stanley Albert Trolley, as I attempt to “curl one out” in life’s metaphorical kasi: “The Daily Trump” or “Dump” if you will – or wo’eva!

I’m a joke-a-holic washed-up clown – caught in a vortex, in an extra large tardis-like Wheeliebin…Trapped like a flippin’ genie in a bottle – as I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy in the form of the World’s funniest Joke…

Yep: “I seek the Holy Grail of Comedy: Only the World’s funniest joke will finally set me free…” (or kill me as I die laughing – who knows?)

A bit like that Monty Python film when you think:

So yeah – I need your jokes – via text, voicemail or Votajoke: Help your Uncle Stan out – and “send me some fuckin’ material over here!”

So – what shall I grace the World with then, as this my first entry into me Bogblog?

Erm, not sure really…

What are you supposed to wibble on about in a blog then?

Any totally random – mundane – load of old bollocks you flippin’ well feel like, judging by the totally random mundane load of old bollocks that generally pass themselves off as other peoples’ blogs!

Fark me – what a waste of cyberspace! And then don’t forget to wipe your arse on the Blogroll when you’re finished…

Well, here goes nothing then: Stan Trolley seriously random shit Bogblog entry number 1…

Incomiiiiiiiiinnnng!

2, 3, 4…

“Slept like a baby last night: Woke up every 3 hours feeling hungry and realized I’d shit meself…”

Not bad…

“Woken up by a cock last night (not a stranger’s – which makes a pleasant change as it goes, as usually some pissed-up twonk is invariably trying to take a late-night wazz up against my bin) but no – actually a farm-based one at 5.20 a.m.

Presume me extra large Wheeliebin’s gone rural then – hence the smell of pig shit…Such a pleasant change from lager piss…”

Oh, that’ll do for a first Blog entry. A real result is this laptop…

More another time when I can be arsed.

Ta ta! So stick that up your (A)RSS feed and smoke it…

“Not bad for a first stab” – as the Actress said to the Bishop…

Yours,

Stan Trolley

“I could have been a comedy contender – I could have ‘wheeliebin’ somebody…”