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Scottish Clans

Eat your hear out Mel gibson you caaaaaaaaaaaant!

Stan Trolley explains how to ascertain a Scotsman’s lineage just by lifting his skirt, er kilt…

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My cat’s gawn deaf…

Dear Stan

My cat’s gone deaf. Who do I get in touch with about getting it a guide dog?

Yours (having not really thought that through)

Mrs Morris

Name and address supplied

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Deaf Judge

A Clerk to the Court is summoned to the bench by the Judge, to explain what a defendant has just said…

Your old mucker Stan T picks up the story.

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Geordie up the Docs

A Geordie man pays a visit to his doctor…
Not the strongest Joke in the Trolley canon, but, hey, what the heck?

A Geordie man pays a visit to his doctor…

Not the strongest Joke in the Trolley canon, but, hey, what the heck?

If you don’t like it – send me some more Jokes then durr-brain…

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“Rindercella And Her Sugly Isters”: Storytime once again from Your Uncle Stan

Yep, Pantomime Season is upon us once again.

Your truly – Stan Trolley – is now proud to present “Rindercella & her Sugly Isters” – in tribute to The Two Ronnies…

I lucking fug those guys…

Happy flippin’ Christmas…

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