This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?”
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September 6, 2009
Taxidermist
August 23, 2009
Chicken in the Cinema
A man takes his chicken to the cinema…
Joke-a-holic, washed-up clown Stan Trolley takes up the story.
YourJokes wanted at http://www.stantrolley.com.
And coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley on BoreMe.com as from September 1st
August 23, 2009
Edzakkery Syndrome
A woman goes to her doctor – and she’s a little bit worried.
Joke-a-holic Stan Trolley picks up the story…
Coming soon: “Joke of the Day” from Stan Trolley on BoreMe.com as from September 1st.
Your jokes wanted at http://www.stantrolley.com
August 23, 2009
“Bertie Bassett” Monologue
Storytime with your uncle Stan: Put another small child on the fire and snuggle up…
August 23, 2009
Usain Bolt, er, Stan Trolley’s “NEW WORLD RECORD” joke: Fastest knob-gag in history – 9.48 Secs
Yep: Ladies & Gentlemen – Friends, Romans, Countrymen – Lend Me Your Rears…
I/Me/Stan Trolley – am proud to announce a New World Record: The fastest Knob-Gag in History no less, with the punchline delivered – I think you’ll find – in exactly 9.48secs – clipping a full 1/10th of a second – I think you’ll find – off of that Usain Bolt 100m quick mince/dash or wo’eva in Berlin at the World Championships earlier on today:
I thank you! (and pish – it was nothing…)
So suck on this Usain Bolt:
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