So assuming then, that Native American Indians always used to make a point right, of naming themselves after some particular principle attribute or skill or wo’eva, I’ve just summised that I – Stan Trolley – would henceforth be known as – wait for it – “Dangling Bollocks”…

So there…

Other suggestions include “Walking Eagle” – as in “too full of shit to fly” – or “Big Moth” – as in “he who has to walk with his legs apart for personal reasons” (see mention of “Dangling Bollocks” above…)

So come on then – bring it on Fat Boy – what would your Native American Indian name be then?

(Perhaps it could be “He who takes it up the arse for charity” – just a suggestion)

Stan T

(Your “Porn Name” by the way, if you remember was a combination of the name of your first pet and your mother’s Maiden Name: So in my case of course, that would be “Oedipus Coverdale”….Good ey? Suck a golf ball through a hose-pipe with that name or what?)

Keepin’ it real…

Stan Trolley muses on his Native American Indian name as "Old Dangling Bollocks"