Yep: Can you believe (to quote Michael Stipe and REM) they put a STAN on the moon? (singing “Stan on the Mooooon…”)
Yep – Stan Trolley – Moon Base Wheeliebin AT your service…
And is it just me – or is Neil Armstrong not a bit of a short-arse?
"Small step for me - huge step for - fuck me what's that?!"
I was wondering when you guys’d show up: I’ve been up here on me todd, all alone in me extra large tardis-like Wheeliebin – broadcasting knob-gags to the Stars for years – and 40 years ago today – to the day – you guys go and show up!
What are the chances ey?!
And seeing as you’ve come all this way – and seeing as you’re here – no point in going away empty handed: You may as well go home with a STICKER…
Stantrolley.com: Provider & broadcaster of Knob Gags to the Stars...
So stick that on your Lunar Module and smoke it!
Keepin’ it real – and indeed Lunar…
Yours, celestially
Stan Trolley
Watch this space (I mean this one – not the “final frontier” one, erm, etc…)
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I just heard in the news “RAF Tornado crashes on hillside”.
This is what happens when you have a shit advertising slogan like,”you don’t have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF”.
Well apparently you fucking should be.
How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?
Eclipse it.
I tied a rocket to my neighbours cat today. Neighbours were upset, cat was over the moon.
What do the McCanns and the crew of the Apollo moon landings have in common?
No matter what barmy theories there are, we all know that they really did it.
Just seen on news, 1st British astronant is a ginger.
What a fucking brill way to get rid of the bastards
Today we celebrate the 40th anniversary of two American astronauts walking on a desert in New Mexico.
This weekend myself and a group of friends will be ordering fish and chips and stocking up with drink and will be watching liar liar on tv!
Or as the Americans call it the re-run of the moon landing.